(Rituali i D\u00ebshtimit Kolektiv)<\/p>\n
Dje Albin Kurti tentoi t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb qeverin\u00eb.
\nPa sukses.
\nAskush nuk pranon t\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunoj\u00eb me t\u00eb. Pse?<\/p>\n
1. Ambasador\u00ebt e QUINT: kujdesen q\u00eb askush t\u00eb mos bashk\u00ebpunoj\u00eb me Albin Kurtin.
\n 2. Opozita: sepse i ka b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb ndjehen inferior\u00eb.
\n 3. Arsyeja e tret\u00eb: Sekret.<\/p>\n
Po, kush d\u00ebshtoi m\u00eb shum\u00eb?<\/p>\n
– A jeni gati t\u00eb m\u00eb lexoni t\u00eb gjith\u00eb\u2026 edhe ata q\u00eb do t\u00eb donin t\u00eb mos kisha ekzistuar?!<\/p>\n
1: \u201cMemli: Mjeshtri i D\u00ebshtimit Strategjik\u201d
\n(VV vs PDK)<\/p>\n
Albini: Mir\u00eb. Do ta votoni qeverin\u00eb time?
\nMemli: Kurr\u00eb. Kurr\u00eb, o burr\u00eb!
\nNuk ka ofert\u00eb, nuk ka diskutim, nuk ka asgj\u00eb.
\nAlbini: Por\u2026 nuk kemi folur ende p\u00ebr ndonj\u00eb ofert\u00eb?
\nMemli: Asnj\u00eb ofert\u00eb nuk ekziston. Edhe sikur t\u00eb ekzistonte: Jo!
\nAlbini: Po pse?
\nMemli: Nuk na duhet ndihma jote p\u00ebr t\u00eb d\u00ebshtuar! D\u00ebshtojm\u00eb vet\u00eb ne.<\/p>\n
Situat\u00eb qesharake:
\nMemli mbante nj\u00eb tabel\u00eb me shenja Po \/ Jo \/ Nuk ekziston, dhe e \u00e7onte lart sa her\u00eb q\u00eb Albini fliste. Albini p\u00ebrpiqej t\u00eb gjente p\u00ebrgjigjen e duhur, por tabela gjithmon\u00eb e mashtronte.<\/p>\n
2: “Lumiri: ‘Arkitekti i Refuzimit’
\n(VV vs LDK)<\/p>\n
Albini: Ne jemi t\u00eb gatsh\u00ebm p\u00ebr dialog.
\nLumiri: Po mir\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb dialogu?
\nAlbini: Dialog ku t\u00eb gjith\u00eb na japin vota pa kushte.
\nLumiri: Jo…Jo pa e lexuar librin tim t\u00eb rregullave\u2026 q\u00eb ende nuk e kam shkruar.<\/p>\n
Situat\u00eb qesharake:
\nLumiri mbante nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr t\u00eb trash\u00eb me titull \u201cSi t\u00eb mos bashk\u00ebpunosh kurr\u00eb\u201d.
\nLibri ishte i trash\u00eb\u2026 por kishte vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb faqe ku shkruante: \u201cJo.\u201d<\/p>\n
3: \u201cSekreti i Mullirit t\u00eb
\nBraktisur\u201d
\n(VV vs AAK)<\/p>\n
Albini: Ramush, mund t\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunojm\u00eb?
\nRamushi: Jo! Asnj\u00ebher\u00eb. Kurr\u00eb.
\nAlbini: \u2026po nuk t\u00eb kam ofruar asnj\u00eb ofert\u00eb!
\nRamushi: E di! Prandaj e refuzoj paraprakisht!
\nAlbini: Po mir\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb d\u00ebshiron?
\nRamushi: N\u00ebse nuk m\u00eb d\u00ebgjoni, t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn mos m\u00eb pengoni!
\nD\u00ebshiroj q\u00eb t\u00eb mos ekzistosh, ose t\u00eb dukesh sikur nuk ekziston.<\/p>\n
Situat\u00eb qesharake: Ramushi rr\u00ebshqet mbi tapetin e parlamentit, nd\u00ebrsa Albini p\u00ebrpiqej ta kapte para se t\u00eb binte.<\/p>\n
4: \u201cTri Votat e Shenjta\u201d
\n(VV vs NISMA)<\/p>\n
Albini: Fatmir, a po vjen me neve n\u00eb qeveri?
\nFatmiri: Ne po presim num\u00ebrimin e votave.
\nAlbini: Po ve\u00e7 3 vota i keni!
\nFatmiri: Pik\u00ebrisht, dhe t\u00eb tria jan\u00eb shum\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7muara. Me to mund t\u00eb b\u00ebjm\u00eb revolucion.
\nAlbini: P\u00ebr \u00e7ka?
\nFatmiri: P\u00ebr motivim moral! Pa neve nuk ka shumic\u00eb\u2026 morali!<\/p>\n
Situat\u00eb qesharake: Limaj n\u00eb mesin e dy deputeteve bjonde dukej si agjenti 003, num\u00ebronte votat si medalje dhe ia tregonte Albinit. <\/p>\n
5: \u201cNikad, \u0107ak ni tad!\u201d
\n(VV vs Lista Serbe)<\/p>\n
Albini: Mir\u00eb, si Lista Serbe, \u00e7ka thoni ju?
\nLista Serbe: Nuk flasim me ty.
\nAlbini: A mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigjeni\u2026 apo nuk keni marr\u00eb mesazh nga Beogradi?
\nLista Serbe: Mendimi yn\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb se s\u2019kemi mendim.
\nAlbini: Pse jeni kund\u00ebr meje, e jo edhe kund\u00ebr opozit\u00ebs?
\nLista Serbe: Sepse ne jemi ekstremisht kund\u00ebr \u00e7do bashk\u00ebpunimi me ty!<\/p>\n
Situat\u00eb qesharake: Lista Serbe e shikon Kurtin si \u201carmik suprem\u201d politik dhe p\u00ebrdor nj\u00eb glob t\u00eb madh si sistem referimi strategjik. <\/p>\n
6: \u201cKush \u00cbsht\u00eb Fituesi?\u201d<\/p>\n
– Opozita q\u00eb nuk bashk\u00ebpunoi?
\n– Albini q\u00eb ndoshta nuk deshi t\u00eb kishte ndonj\u00eb partner?
\n– Populli q\u00eb shkon s\u00ebrish n\u00eb votime?<\/p>\n
Fitues: Humb\u00ebsi.
\nHumb\u00ebsit: T\u00eb gjith\u00eb, sepse duan t\u00eb d\u00ebshtojn\u00eb m\u00eb bukur se nj\u00ebri-tjetri.<\/p>\n
7: \u201cAmbasador\u00ebt e QUINT n\u00eb Zyr\u00ebn e Regjis\u00eb\u201d! <\/p>\n
Ambasador\u00ebt e QUINT:
\n– Mos u shqet\u00ebsoni!
\nNe jemi k\u00ebtu t\u00eb sigurohemi q\u00eb askush t\u00eb mos bashk\u00ebpunoj\u00eb me ask\u00ebnd.
\nSepse\u2026 demokracia!<\/p>\n
– Albini: E kush ka m\u00eb shum\u00eb vota?
\n– Ambasador\u00ebt: Ne jemi k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr balanc\u00eb. Q\u00eb mos t\u00eb duket sikur dikush po fiton shum\u00eb\u2026 edhe kur fiton.<\/p>\n
– Albini: Po un\u00eb prap\u00eb do t\u2019i fitoj zgjedhjet!
\n– Ambasador\u00ebt: Po pra! Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb skenari.<\/p>\n
Monologu Final i Albin Kurtit<\/p>\n
(Dritat skuqen, muzika dramatike ndizet\u2026 Albini del para publikut duke buz\u00ebqeshur)<\/p>\n
Albini:
\nPopull i dashur!
\nUn\u00eb desha qeveri.
\nDesha aleat\u00eb.
\nDesha bashk\u00ebpunim\u2026 n\u00eb let\u00ebr.
\nDhe vet\u00ebm n\u00ebse i zgjedh un\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Un\u00eb jam njeriu m\u00eb i refuzuar n\u00eb vend\u2026
\ndhe prap\u00eb m\u00eb i votuari!<\/p>\n
Shikoni ata:
\nSecili thot\u00eb \u201cjo Albinit\u201d
\nderisa vjen dita e zgjedhjeve,
\npastaj\u2026 ju thoni \u201cpo Albinit\u201d.<\/p>\n
E un\u00eb?
\nUn\u00eb jam i juaji.<\/p>\n
M\u00eb pyesin: A ke d\u00ebshtuar?
\nJo, kurr\u00eb.
\n\u00c7do \u201cjo\u201d q\u00eb marr m\u00eb afron m\u00eb pran\u00eb \u201cpo\u201d-s q\u00eb do t\u00eb vij\u00eb. <\/p>\n
Un\u00eb nuk jam i vetmuar, kam gjith\u00eb popullin q\u00eb m\u00eb sheh.
\nSot nuk e b\u00ebra qeverin\u00eb.
\nPor nes\u00ebr do t\u2019ma jepni ju.
\nSe n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend, edhe kur s\u2019ka qeveri, ka Albin.<\/p>\n
(Buz\u00ebqesh dhe mbyll drit\u00ebn me telekomand\u00eb\u2026)<\/p>\n
P.S.
\nN\u00ebse ndjeni se kam pak tension\u2026
\nmos u shqet\u00ebsoni.
\nNj\u00eb komandant goj\u00ebmadh po m\u00eb ndjek\u2026 n\u00eb Facebook <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(Rituali i D\u00ebshtimit Kolektiv) Dje Albin Kurti tentoi t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb qeverin\u00eb. Pa sukses. Askush nuk pranon t\u00eb bashk\u00ebpunoj\u00eb me t\u00eb. Pse? 1. Ambasador\u00ebt e QUINT: kujdesen q\u00eb askush t\u00eb mos bashk\u00ebpunoj\u00eb me Albin Kurtin. 2. Opozita: sepse i ka b\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb ndjehen inferior\u00eb. 3. Arsyeja e tret\u00eb: Sekret. Po, kush d\u00ebshtoi m\u00eb shum\u00eb? – A […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":218519,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-218665","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-opinion"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218665"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":218666,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218665\/revisions\/218666"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/218519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}