Opinionistja Kimete Berisha ka renditur disa nga veprimet e paprecedenta t\u00eb Qeveris\u00eb Kurti.Sipas saj, Vet\u00ebvendosjes i ka dal\u00eb boja. Ajo p\u00ebrmend edhe ndjekjen e ndeshjes Kosov\u00eb-Greqi t\u00eb udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsve shtet\u00ebror\u00eb, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb nga koronavirusui po vdesin gra shtatz\u00ebna me f\u00ebmij\u00eb.Ja postimi i plot\u00eb:<\/p>\n
Albiniz\u00ebm, he bir! <\/p>\n
1. Kryetari i Kuvendit e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnon Ramush Haradinajn n\u00eb em\u00ebr t\u00eb Prokuroris\u00eb!
\n(Pra e ka kapur Prokurorin\u00eb, i ka njer\u00ebzit e vet atje, se p\u00ebrndryshe nuk kish pasur dijeni \u00e7ka po ndodh n\u00eb Prokurori). <\/p>\n
2. Albinizmi i sot\u00ebm si stalinizmi dikur, po i shantazhon kund\u00ebrshtar\u00ebt, duke u gjetur vegza ose duke ua thurur ato.
\nI madh e i vog\u00ebn n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb, n\u00eb gjah p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjetur sekrete t\u00eb ‘armiqve’ q\u00eb t’i kusht\u00ebzojn\u00eb me to. <\/p>\n
Kurr\u00eb s’ka qen\u00eb populli m\u00eb i spiunuar se sot. Jan\u00eb paranojak\u00eb dhe besojn\u00eb se njer\u00ebzit i urton frika. Vet p..dh..n – vet tuten!
\n\u00cb\u00eb.
\nSa m\u00eb shum\u00eb q\u00eb po i hulumtojn\u00eb armiqt\u00eb, aq m\u00eb shum\u00eb po zbulojn\u00eb ‘dashnore’ t\u00eb vetat dhe jet\u00ebn sekrete t\u00eb disave n\u00eb mesin e tyre.<\/p>\n
Ka Zot, pra, si\u00e7 po shihet! <\/p>\n
2. Vet\u00ebvendosjes i ka dal\u00eb boja. Prandaj, Kryetari i Kuvendit k\u00ebrkon q\u00eb t\u00eb shtyhen zgjedhjet lokale! <\/p>\n
Mos e b\u00ebni at\u00eb gabim, se nj\u00eb filozof ka th\u00ebn\u00eb ‘Luft\u00ebn e shtyn ve\u00e7 n\u00eb d\u00ebmin t\u00ebnd’! <\/p>\n
3. Kryetari i Kuvendit ka pas k\u00ebrkuar edhe nj\u00eb takim me mua, por s’ka pasur fat.
\nS’di a ma ka falur (E kam
\np\u00ebrshtypjen se refuzimi im q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebhem
\ndeputete e Vet\u00ebvendosjes \u00ebsht\u00eb arsyeja kryesore q\u00eb po m\u00eb hakmerren). <\/p>\n
Kryetari ma kish falur n\u00ebse e kish pasur informat\u00ebn se Askush s’e ka at\u00eb fat t\u00eb takohet me mua.
\nNejse, nj\u00ebri e ka! <\/p>\n
3. Arben Vitia (i vet\u00ebm) e ka shkat\u00ebrruar Vet\u00ebvendosen m\u00eb shum\u00eb se krejt opozita s\u00eb
\nbashku.
\nMe apo pa q\u00ebllim, nuk e di!
\nVe\u00e7 e di se nj\u00eb njeri q\u00eb paraqitet si mjek, pa qen\u00eb mjek me profesion, ve\u00e7 me diplom\u00eb, nuk l\u00eb t’zez\u00eb pa b\u00eb. <\/p>\n
Ma \u00e7on mallin e atij mjekut q\u00eb e urren mjek\u00ebsin\u00eb, por me zor b\u00ebhet mjek p\u00ebr hat\u00ebr t\u00eb bab\u00ebs (Klinika Schwarzwald), dhe i vdesin n\u00eb dor\u00eb pacient\u00ebt!
\nKasap, po! <\/p>\n
4. Kryeministri dhe Presidentja shikojn\u00eb loj\u00eb futbolli n\u00eb koh\u00ebn kur vdesin f\u00ebmij\u00ebt n\u00eb barkun e nan\u00ebs, n\u00eb vend se t\u00eb shkojn\u00eb n\u00eb t’pame! <\/p>\n
K\u00ebta shkojn\u00eb ve\u00e7 n\u00eb varrezat e t\u00eb vrar\u00ebve t\u00eb armikut!
\nJo n\u00eb t’pamet e atyre q\u00eb i vrau ‘liria’ e tyre, q\u00eb ua fal\u00ebn dhurat\u00eb vdekjen n\u00eb pandemi, ve\u00e7 p\u00ebr t’u dukur ‘\u00e7lirimtar\u00eb t\u00eb pandemis\u00eb’!<\/p>\n
Kjo nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ve\u00e7 joetike por \u00ebsht\u00eb morbide. Besom\u00ebni se s’do t\u00eb b\u00ebhen rehat.
\nKush luan me njer\u00ebz p\u00ebr ambiciie t\u00eb vetat, nuk do t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqet kurr\u00eb.<\/p>\n
5. Pushteti i Albin Kurtit i arrestoi p\u00ebrgjaksh\u00ebm disa djem e vajza q\u00eb protestojn\u00eb kund\u00ebr Gjykat\u00ebs Speciale.
\nDje, Albin Kurti nuk e ka votuar k\u00ebt\u00eb Gjykat\u00eb, e sot \u00ebsht\u00eb nxeh aq shum\u00eb pas saj, sa nuk lejon as t\u00eb protestohet kund\u00ebr saj.<\/p>\n
Ty taliban i Vet\u00ebvendosjes: a po ta rrok bile k\u00ebt\u00eb paradox? <\/p>\n
6. P\u00ebrndryshe, dje m\u00eb ka ra maska, m\u00eb rr\u00ebshqiti prej vath\u00ebve, besoni ose jo, m’u ka dukur se m’u ka \u00e7u fustani!<\/p>\n
7. Dje ka qen\u00eb dit\u00eb shum\u00eb e bukur p\u00ebr mua. <\/p>\n
Paradite, m\u00eb thirri nj\u00ebra n\u00eb telefon.
\nTha:
\n‘A e ke naj ide t\u00eb re p\u00ebr gatim, naj recet\u00eb di\u00e7ka m\u00eb t\u00eb leht\u00eb’
\n (se ajo e di q\u00eb un\u00eb nuk jam gurmane, nuk jetoj p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00eb, por ha p\u00ebr t\u00eb mbetur gjall\u00eb dhe prandaj i urrej t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ata q\u00eb e adhurojn\u00eb ushqimin, q\u00eb han\u00eb shpejt, l\u00ebpihen, i ndajn\u00eb kafshatat e m\u00ebdha, han\u00eb n\u00eb k\u0113mb\u00eb…. dhe kam frik\u00eb nga trash\u00ebsia. Pra vuaj nga obezofobia, por jo aq shum\u00eb sa t\u00eb dridhem si thupra n’uj\u00eb). <\/p>\n
I thash\u00eb, po moj.
\nTa tregoj un\u00eb ty recet\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb re. <\/p>\n
– E merr nj\u00eb Lit\u00ebr e gjysm\u00eb uj\u00eb.
\nE merr nj\u00eb got\u00eb qelqi.
\nUji duhet t\u00eb jet\u00eb i temperatur\u00ebs s\u00eb dhom\u00ebs.
\nE merr edhe nj\u00eb shishe tjet\u00ebr, t\u00eb mbushur me nj\u00eb t\u00eb tret\u00ebn e litr\u00ebs s\u00eb ujit.
\nUjin e vendos n\u00eb bokall qelqi!<\/p>\n
Ajo: Edhe?
\nUn\u00eb: Edhe ulesh e pi. Uji duhet t\u00eb pihet n\u00eb pozit\u00eb ulur. <\/p>\n
Qeshi shum\u00eb.
\nQesha edhe un\u00eb.<\/p>\n
Kaq di t\u00eb t\u00eb them ty q\u00eb ke rezerva t\u00eb dhjamit e t\u00eb mishit edhe p\u00ebr nj\u00eb jet\u00eb tjet\u00ebr.
\n(S’ka gj\u00eb p\u00ebr mua m\u00eb qesharake sesa obsesionimi
\nme receta gatimi). <\/p>\n
Ha thjesht, buk\u00eb e patligjan, pak djath, nj\u00eb spec, dhe ec. Mos u b\u00eb tul, se \u00ebsht\u00eb gjynah! <\/p>\n
P.S. Ju kisha treguar edhe shum\u00eb \u00e7ka, por ju kaq doni t\u00eb dini!
\nEnde nuk jeni pjekur p\u00ebr ta pranuar t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn! <\/p>\n
Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, ju kisha propozuar ta lexoni librin: ‘How to sharpen pencils’ (shqip: Si t’i mprehni lapsat), t\u00eb autorit David Rees.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Opinionistja Kimete Berisha ka renditur disa nga veprimet e paprecedenta t\u00eb Qeveris\u00eb Kurti.Sipas saj, Vet\u00ebvendosjes i ka dal\u00eb boja. Ajo p\u00ebrmend edhe ndjekjen e ndeshjes Kosov\u00eb-Greqi t\u00eb udh\u00ebheq\u00ebsve shtet\u00ebror\u00eb, nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb q\u00eb nga koronavirusui po vdesin gra shtatz\u00ebna me f\u00ebmij\u00eb.Ja postimi i plot\u00eb: Albiniz\u00ebm, he bir! 1. Kryetari i Kuvendit e k\u00ebrc\u00ebnon Ramush Haradinajn n\u00eb em\u00ebr […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":90708,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-90707","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-opinion"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90707\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/90708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radiostargjilan.com\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}